I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I wear drunk well.
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