The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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