I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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