we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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