Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I am naked and annoyed.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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