What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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