check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
