It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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