What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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