found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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