I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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