id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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