Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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