Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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