How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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