It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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