You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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