id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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