Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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