whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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