If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
How external is "for external use only"?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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