Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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