Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
he had hair everywhere except his balls
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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