party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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