is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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