try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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