and i looked up. we had an audience...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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