shes about as inviting as chlamydia
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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