im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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