i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
if you like me you must not know who I am
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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