if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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