Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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