ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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