i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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