: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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