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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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