no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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