Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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