how can u be prego again
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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