I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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