So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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