The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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