Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
And then my night got REAL pukey
did you just send me my own nude
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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