susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
