I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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