Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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