What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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