Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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