susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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