ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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