uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize