So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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